What’s Up? Where you been? How are you? Why haven’t you been to see me lately?
I decided I had to write and pray that you would read it because you are obviously busy doing something else. In fact, everyone around this the Triad appears to be getting ready for Halloween.
Everyone’s so tied up with Halloween that my store is starting to look like a ghost town. I’m getting really scared! Nobody’s coming in the door so I decided to do something drastic to get people down to Frank Myers Auto Maxx today!
Inspiration hit while buying Red Bull and pork rinds at the convenience store. As I reached into my pocket and pulled out a five-dollar bill to pay, a light bulb went off! I decided, right then and there, that I wanted to help anyone DRIVE FOR FIVE bucks down this month at Frank Myers Auto Maxx.
I admit this latest stunt is a bit simplistic but so what? I’m willing to do almost anything to get people in the door and the DRIVE FOR FIVE sale is just the “trick” I need to make this Halloween a “treat”!
I want to help you can drive a nicer, newer car today at Frank Myers Auto Maxx for just five bucks down! Plus, I want your old car, DEAD or ALIVE, paid for or not. It’s kooky and spooky and sure to help a lot of people stop driving a car they hate this month.
Helping people is what Frank Myers Auto Maxx is all about. We’re always doing crazy things but one thing never changes, whatever we do, our goal is always to help Winston Salem residents.
At Frank Myers Auto Maxx, we put our customers first, before everything else. We believe that everyone deserves to drive a nicer, newer car today. Our business is not selling cars. Our business is finding solutions to the everyday problems that keep most people stuck in a car they hate. We’re on a mission to change the world by helping people get the car they want and deserve.
BAD CREDIT DOESN’T SCARE FRANK MYERS AUTO MAXX
Even if your credit is a bit terrifying and you’ve been turned down before, we’ll work hard to help you drive a nicer, newer car today at Frank Myers Auto Maxx!
Our “Everybody Rides“ program isn’t scared of people who’ve had some trouble with their credit. My team isn’t afraid of bad credit demons. Our goal is to make the process simple and to help you get into a car you love. We work hard for you because we believe in you. It’s all part of our easy approach to doing business.
SAY R.I.P. TO YOUR OLD BEAST AT WINSTON SALEM USED CAR DEALERSHIP
R—Rid Yourself Of Your Old Beast
I—Invest Only $5 Down
P—Pick Out A Nicer, Newer Ride & Drive Home Today!
Let me, Tracy Myers, put your old beast to rest, once and for all. We want your old car…DEAD OR ALIVE, paid for or not PLUS we want to show you how to stop driving a car you hate and start driving a car you love before the sun sets on Halloween 2012.
You can also start the quick and easy credit approval process by going to http://www.frankmyersauto.com/-pre-approval. Or call 866-242-1277 and schedule a spooktacular appointment right now.
WINSTON SALEM USED CAR SHOPPERS, THIS IS WORTH REPEATING!
The Team at Frank Myers Auto Maxx puts you first, before everything else. I believe that everyone deserves to drive a nicer, newer car so come down today and let me help you drive away in a new ride! My business is finding solutions to the everyday problem that keep most people stuck in a car they hate. I’m on a mission to change that by helping people like you get the car they want and deserve.
Hurry in this week! The lights go out on this frightfully good deal midnight on Halloween!
See You Real Soon,
Tracy E. Myers, CMD
Owner/Frank Myers Auto Maxx
P.S. If you don’t love your nicer, newer car for any reason, bring it back and we’ll find one you do love! I personally guarantee it!
P.P..S. I’m looking for the Scariest Evil Laugh In Winston Salem. Do you have it? If so, you can win fame and fortune and an awesome iPad, just by laughing. Get ready to scream!!!!!! So before you drive away in your nicer, newer car, make sure and enter your scariest laugh. Everyone who participates will be entered into a drawing to win $250. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Uncle Frank Sez: Yes, this offer is real and there is no need to pinch yourself. Requires bank approval. Offers may not combine. Negative equity may be refinanced. We do not discriminate against zombies, werewolves, vampires, ghosts or anyone else.